Bark is Britain’s premier pamphlet, dedicated to mirth, merriment and muck. Published irregularly, it really is the ideal tool with which to beat back the twits. Bark has jumped into bed with Queen’s and is delighted to offer a free copy to the first 20 readers of The Gown to follow us on Twitter!

Simply Tweet the phrase ‘The Gown’ to @barkpamphlet and we’ll wing one of the little sods over to you tout de suite.

All the bog standard competition rules apply; editor’s decision is final, that sort of gubbins.

Nicely!